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MULLET LIFESTYLE CODE
Hey everyone,
First of all let me start by saying I'm sorry for the loss on Monday Night. It was a pretty physical game, but my body is recovering nicely. Now my pride, that’s a different story. This game was a tough loss because it was a division game on national T.V. Hats off to Green Bay they did a great job neutralizing what we hoped was going to be an awesome pass rush all night. In short, play action is a bitch. This week we play the Colts and I’m excitedabout playing them because its will be our home opener and I can’t wait to play in front of my new home crowd.
On to a more important subject I found myself in a depressing situation today. I was checking out the website and saw the video of myself with the mullet. I slipped into immediate withdrawals. I realized that my bad-ass scale was through the roof when I had that thing. Ever sense I cut it I have felt like a part of me has been missing. So I am proud to announce the return of the sweetest hair style (or should I say lifestyle) ever.
Mullet Lifestyle Code
1. Always highlight your mullet in all that you do.
2. Always embrace another mullet.
3. Sleeves optional Jared Allen
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